You Listen and Listen Good...
I’m Only Gonna Say This Once...
Let’s get this straight right off the freakin’ bat… this ain’t the sissy "Cannes" Film Festival – this is the "Con" Film Festival… the Don’s Con to be precise. Capisce?? Here’s how it is… if you got the meatballs to become a friend of ours… you got three days and three days only to prove yourself a good soldier.
When And Where?
It’s all going down Friday, May 13th-15th at the Hyatt Regency in Miami. You don’t show… we’re gonna send someone looking for ya… and trust me, you ain’t gonna like that very much.
But why in the world wouldn’t you show? We’re talkin’ about a weekend of total mobster mania… we’re gonna be boozin’, gambling, smokin’ stogies and watchin’ the best freakin’ gangster movies ever made like "The Godfather" and "Goodfellas."
If you’re a good earner and you can cover the juice, you’re invited to what’s already being hailed the "sit down" of the year. And here’s the best part… proceeds from the Gambling Parlor are going to charity… yeah they really are, wise guy! No skimming!
Sleepin’ With The Fishes –
Hangin’ With The Stars...
Hey! We may call upon you for a favor when the time comes, but we’ll never ask you to drive home after this party. That’s why we gave the hotel manager an offer he couldn’t refuse and now all of our friends can enjoy a discounted rate to spend the weekend.
Oh, did we mention some of your favorite stars from gangster films will be at the VIP party, taking pictures and signing autographs… and we didn’t even have to threaten them… well, not all of them. So don’t get whacked… get jacked for the party of the year… the first ever Don’s Con Film Festival. So come, join us at the Don’s Con and enjoy the sausage & peppers, but remember…
